I wanna be Calamity Janethis time.
How many cardsdo you start with, Kenny?
Two cards.[ Door opens ]
Oh, hey, fellas!
I hope you don't mindI brought a friend.
Come on in!
Uh, hello, my children.
Okay, so, I-I guessI'm gonna go to the saloon
and tryto arrest Cartman.
Let's see what you got,bitch.
So, Kyle, did you knowFather is a really good singer?
You like to sing, too,don't you?
Praise the Lordfor the Lord is good.
Sing praise to his name,for that is pleasant.
Randy: Hey, Stan.
Have you seen my --
Hang on! Hang on!I gotta post this!
I shouldn't be here.
This is hilarious.
Four boys and a priestplaying a board game!
Aw, Father wait a --I should go.
No, no, no wait.Let me get the picture.
Aw, shit!I missed it.
Why did you invite Buttersto game night?
I didn't invite him.
Come on, Father.You can't give up so fast!
This is just gonnamake things way worse.
People will rip on me.
Who cares?Who cares what people say?
Aw, come on.You gotta be strong!
Why do you care?!
Because I was you.Okay?
I wasn't always this cool.I've been through it.
But then, one day,somebody told me something.
He said, "Life is full of loveand light and bountiful things,"
and you knowwho told me that?
You did!Two years ago in church!
You have a rightto go and be happy,
and if people wannakeep trying to knock you down,
well, fuck 'em!
Butters invites a friend to Game Night at Stan's House.