And it hits with a 17!
How much damageis that?
Four plus two slashing.
Okay!I jump up to the bugbear!
And I yell, "For Waterdeep"!And I kick it in the balls!
I don't thinkbugbears have balls.
Then how do they makebaby bugbears?
Oh, hi, boys!
We got some new students
who want to bepart of the gaming club.
You know Tammyand Nichole?
[ Chuckles ]Uh...no.
This is a school club, boys.All clubs are inclusive.
Have fun, girls.
[ Whispering ]What the fuck do we do?
Um, guys, we play lotsof games here at Dice Studz,
but today,we're playing "D&D."
You don't just show upand start playing.
You have to generatecharacters and --
Yeah, we createdsome this morning.
I'm a Human Paladin,
and Nichole isa Tiefling Warlock.
[ Whispering ]Do something, Eric.
[ Chuckles ]Uh, guys, um...
they're fighting a bunchof bugbears right now
that are led bya 12th-level Druid.
Okay, I cast Vampiric Touchon the Druid.
Bugbears Don't Have Balls
The Dice Studz Gamers Club newest members do not receive a warm welcome.