All right, boys. I've had justabout enough of playing games.
The four of you weregood friends with Eric Cartman,
and yet none of you seem to knowwhy he left social media.
Nobody's got anything to say?
Well, I have a theory.
I think that Eric Cartman
was somehow forced to leavesocial media as a retaliation
for Heidi Turnerquitting social media!
Now, because of the actions
of one sexist, bigoted,racist troll...
...we have a gender waron our hands.
Make no mistake, gentlemen.
Our community is under attack.
And if we don'tget to the bottom of it,
there's gonna be more studentslike Eric Cartman
wandering the hallways
with no connectionto the rest of the world.
I Have a Theory
PC Principal questions Stan, Kyle, Butters and Token about their involvement with Cartman's disappearance from social media.