Oh, geez, looks like North Korealaunched another missile.
Oh, really, like another test?Where are you looking?
I'm on Drudge.
You see what the presidenttweeted about it?
-No, what'd he say?-The president tweeted
"North Koreais the butthole of Asia and --
Aah![ Tires screech ]
[ Glass shatters, body thudsin slow motion ]
[ Splattering ]
[ Crying ]I know.I know, it's so sad.
Well, how nice.That's a little more like it.
Well, guys, what happened?Change of heart?
Yeah, you didn't hear?
Gary Borkovec got ran overby a distracted driver.
What?!Gary Borkovec? Is he dead?
Yeah, dude, he's dead.
Oh, that son of a bitch.
I'm gonna talkto the principal!
Put down the candle,Kenny!
Like you ever gave a shitabout Gary Borkovec!
[ Knocking ]
The Cost of Distracted Driving
One of South Park Elementary's students is killed in a car accident caused by distracted driving.