[ Gunshots ]
Thanks for comin' in today
to discuss your daughter'sbehavior, m'kay.
Exactly what kind of trouble isShelley in, Mr. Mackey?
Well, unfortunately,we found out
our playground monitorhas been accepting favors
to look the other way at recessand, uh...
your daughter sent himan inappropriate picture.
of her butthole, m'kay.
Why wouldthe recess monitor
want a pictureof my daughter's butthole?!
We've been havinga lot of issues at the school
with kids vaping lately,
and they bribethe recess monitor
however they can.
How much worse can thingsget around here?!
M'kay, but -- but thereis good news, m'kay.
We had the picture analyzed,and it turns out it was
actually just a pictureof a dog's butthole,
m'kay, that your daughter claimed was hers.
M'kay, there it is --a little fur right there.
That's what we'redoing now, huh?
There's not enough bad thingsin the world?
We get called into school,here's a dog's butthole for ya.
That's what it's allcome to, Shelley!?
I'm over it, Sharon.I am seriously over it.
Don't you wanna just start over?Go back to simpler times?
What do you mean?
I've had it --school shootings,
pieces of shittaking Ambien and tweeting,
priests raping kids,and somehow...
I'm not laughing anymore.
Let's do it, Sharon,what I've always talked about.
Let's get outta here.
Go buy a farmand live off the land.
Are you being serious?
I've never beenmore serious.
[ Horn honks ]
Hey,the lights green!
Shut up, Nelson!
Let's move outto the country.
Go back to simple livingwhen things mattered,
like hard workand tegridy.
How will we makea living?
By growing things
and selling what we makewith our hands.
We can do this, Sharon.
I'm Over It
After Shelley gets in trouble at school, the Marsh family decides to adopt a simpler life.