Both:♪ It's Sloppy Joe Day!
I seriously thinkthat Sloppy Joe Day
is my favorite dayat school.
Yeah, it's the best.
Both: ♪ Sloppy Joe Dayit's sloppy Joe day! ♪
Come on,keep the line moving, kids!
What is this?That's today's lunch.
But, but this isSloppy Joe Day.
Yeah, well,the menu's been changed.
We had kids complainin'our food wasn't healthy
or sustainable enough so don'tyou start bitchin' about it now.
What kids were complaining abouthealth and sustainability?!
What kids would care at allthat -- [Gasps]
The girls!The girls?
The fuckin' girls.
Can someone explain to us whythis is on our lunch trays?
Yeah, it's supposed to beSloppy Joe Day!
We asked forhealthier options
and to sometimes have foodfor those of us
who don't eat red meat.
Oh, my God.I'm about to lose my mind...
You think you can just mess witha man's lunch --
It's okay Eric --You think that your ideas
about health and nutrition --should be somehow
interfering with mine --Eric, Eric...
You dictate what foodsI can eat --
Urk![ Tray clatters ]
[ Gasping, grunting ]
Eric? Eric?I can't. I can't.
Butters, I can't...[ Whump ]
[ Food splatters ]
[ Siren wails ][ Monitor beeping ]
[ Shockers charge ]Clear.
[ Thump ]
We got him back.
Fuck you, Wendy.
Sloppy Joe Day
Cartman and Butters are horrified to find that Sloppy Joe Day at school has been replaced by healthier food options. After a fierce argument, Cartman has a heart attack.