[ Heartbeat pounding ]
Kyle: [ Thinking ] Half the cells in my body...
They're inside me right now,
all over me...
[ Screams ]
Do you guys have any ideawhat I'm saying?
Half the cells in our bodiesaren't human.
Right now,there are alive creatures
in your eyelashesand in your teeth!
Right now, that strawhas a bunch of little bugs
and they're --they're going into your mouth
And mixing with trillionsof other little bugs
that are aliveinside you.
You aren't eventotally you!
Dude, Kyle why are you talkingabout all this?
My mom hada fecal transplant.
[ Spits ] Ha!
[ Laughs ]
Fecal transplant![ Laughs ]
Hi, Kyle. I'm Harriet.Henrietta and Bradley's mommy?
I've been lookingall over town for you!
Well, I wentto the video game store,
and I bought this --"Jedi Fallen Order."
It's getting great reviews --thought you might want it.
Whaaat?Yeah! He wants it!
Great! Could you just doone little thing for me, Kyle?
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
When you go back home,could you find a way to get
a little of your mom's poopand put it in this jar?
I don't need much.
I'm sure you can find a wayto sneak it from her.
You do that,and the game is all yours!
That is disgusting!Absolutely not.
Oh, well.Think about it.
The offer stands.
I heard you can customizeyour own light saber.
What is your problem?
What is my problem?!
I'm not gonna gosteal my mom's shit.
Dude, you realize
we won't get that gametill Christmas.
We could beplaying it tomorrow.
Mrph rmh mhm!
I said no,and that's final!
Half of Our Cells Aren't Human
After a nightmare he can't explain, Kyle tries to get help from Cartman, Stan and Kenny.