Not now, Stan.
I'm working on a proposal
to change British Colombiato just British.
But, Dad, Kylefound a picture on Instagram.
It pretty much looks like you
dressed as Columbusat a Halloween party.
Where did you get that?
If you hate Columbusso much,
why'd youdress up like him?
Look, that wasa long time ago. Okay?
Just a dumbHalloween costume.
Yeah, but...here's you
dressed as Columbusat a formal dinner,
and here's youdressed as Columbus
at a football game.
And you as Columbuson St. Patrick's day.
Look, I was younger!We were all younger.
It was another time.
You have to understand,it was 2013.
Everyone was stokedon Columbus back then.
Yeah, but, Dad, you seem to be really stoked on Columbus.
If you guys foundthose pictures online,
it's only a matter of timebefore everyone else does.
People won't careabout what I do now.
They'll just see me
as a thoughtless,indigenous son of a bitch.
We Were All Younger
Stan confronts Randy about his true motives behind Columbus Day.