Furniture polish, paint thinner,and bleach.
Ammonia and antifreeze,one tablespoon each.
I hate everybody.
I just like to read.
Everyone's stupid.They smoke too much weed.
So, with this eldrich potion,and these ancient words,
I make my revengeupon all the turds.
Shelley brews up a potion to get revenge on her Father and the Halloween Special.