Announcer: You're watching"Crab People" on HBO Max.
So you say that thesemutant crab people
came up from under the ground,and started eating children?
No, no, no. "Crab People"is a show that came on TV
when I was trying to watch"Stranger Things" on Netflix.
Mom, I can't watchMandalorian ANYWHERE.
Oh, no.It's happening here, too?
Who are allthese boys, Sophie?
Hello, ma'am.I'm Eric Cartman. How are you?
Hi.my name's Jimmy.
[ Indistinct talking ]
-Clyde Donovan.-Yeah, yeah.
Nobody cares, Clyde.
Well, it looks like nobody'sstreaming shows tonight.
Not as sorry as I am,Sophie.
I'm the most sorriest,Sophie.
[ Yells ]
You assholes,stop talking to her!
I am done having you all ruinmy life! You hear me?
You've taken my dignityfor all these years,
but you are nottaking my girlfriend!
What are you talkingabout, Scott?
I'm notyour girlfriend.
Uh-oh. Looks like you got somepie on your face, Scott.
I'm not anyone'sgirlfriend.
I just fucking moved here,you guys.
Can I have time to unpackthe shit in my room?
But Sophie,you're totally my type --
type one diabetes.
Scott, I'm more than justmy diabetes.
Well, I'm not.
I'm Scott Malkinson.
You're Just My Type. Type 1 Diabetes.
Scott goes into a Diabetic Rage trying to keep the other boys away from Sophie.