[ Intercom beeps ]
Oh. Okay, sure.Put him through.
This is the President.
Hi Mr. Gar--Mr. President.
I'm really sorryto bother you.
Look, uh...I'm in a bit of trouble.
Oh, tell me about it.
Yeah, they uh...
Someone got somesupposed evidence on me
doing something illegal,and uh...
Well, did you tell everyone youdidn't do anything wrong?
Yeah.Yeah, of course.
Well, did you thengo on the attack,
and swap the accusations,to make yourself a victim?
Did I --Did I what?
Oh, geez.DARVO, Randy --
deny, attack,reverse victim and offender.
Alright.Let's role play.
You be your accusers,and I'll be you.
Uh...Um...Hey, you --you blew up people's yards
who were growingtheir own marijuana.
No, I didn't!Are you joking, you psychopath?!
Now you're blowing up my yard!
Go ahead.Try another one.
You -- You illegally damagedproperty to make your business--
You damaged property to make your business more profitable,
you lying sack of shit!
I'm not gonnabe bullied by you!
See? It's reallynot that hard.
It just takes a littlechin wiggling.
Geez, you're reallygood at that.
Look, what I really needfrom you is some personnel.
Do you knowany good lawyers?
Do I know anygood lawyers?
No. But I do knowRudy Giuliani.
Hey. Fuck you.
No, fuck you, Rudy.
You finish cleaning upthose pistachio nuts yet?
Yeah. That's all of them,Mr. President.
Listen, Randy,I'm gonna throw you a bone.
You just sit tight, and I'll help you take care of this.
It's Called DARVO
Waiting for his trail, Randy turns to the one person who may be able to help him get out of trouble - The President.