Screw the Free Range Chickens - Video Clip | South Park Studios Deutscheland

[ DOORBELL BUZZING ]

>> WHAT IS IT?

>> HELLO?

WE'RE LOOKING TO BUY A ROOSTER

THAT CAN PLAY "MAGIC: THE

GATHERING."

>> NEVER HEARD OF COCK MAGIC OR

ROOSTERS!

>> UH, WE AREN'T COPS OR

ANYTHING.

[ DOOR BUZZES ]

>> COME ON IN THE BACK.

DON'T MIND THE SMELL.

WE ONLY DEAL IN THE HIGHEST

QUALITY POULTRY PLANESWALKERS.

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A NEW

HAMPSHIRE OR A CORNISH BREED?

>> WE DON'T...REALLY KNOW THE

DIFFERENCE.

>> WELL, YOUR NEW HAMPSHIRE

BROILER CHICKENS ARE THE BEST

FOR WHITE MANA.

THESE HERE HAVE BEEN RAISED TO

PLAY MOSTLY PROTECTION SPELLS

AND DO WELL WITH SORCERY CARDS.

AND HERE YOU GOT YOUR GREEN MANA

NECROMANCERS -- LOTS OF EARTHY

GROWTH AND HINDERING

INCANTATIONS THAT ARE GOOD

AGAINST BLUE- OR BLACK-STACKED

DECKS.

>> YOU THINK THEY'RE HAPPY?

>> DO I THINK THEY'RE HAPPY?

>> YEAH. LIKE, YOU THINK THEY

MIND BEING MADE TO PLAY "MAGIC:

THE GATHERING"?

>> THEY'RE [BLEEP] CHICKENS.

>> WELL, OUR FRIEND HERE HAS

SOME ANIMAL-RIGHTS CONCERNS.

YOU HAVE ANY FREE-RANGE

CHICKENS?

>> FREE-RANGE CHICKENS ARE

PRIMARILY CONTROL-DECK PLAYERS

THAT SLOW THE GAME DOWN WITH

BOARD-CONTROL CARDS.

>> OH, SCREW THE FREE-RANGE

CHICKENS, HUH, KENNY?

>> HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS LITTLE

GUY?

>> THAT ONE'S KIND OF YOUNG.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF

CARDS HE PREFERS.

>> THEN HE'S PERFECT FOR US.

>> WHAT SHOULD WE NAME HIM,

KENNY?

I KNOW.

HOW ABOUT McNUGGETS?

>> HEY, McNUGGETS.

YOU WANT TO COME PLAY FOR US?

>> [ Deep voice ] "YES, I DO,

YOU GUYS."

OH, WOW.

DID YOU HEAR HIM, KENNY?