Well, how do you likemy new apartment?
What happened to you,Nathan?
I always thoughtyou were a nice kid.
Now you've got a gun?
Oh, everyone's gettingone of these now, Jim.
Nobody knows who to trust.
Yeah? Well,guns are never the answer.
Don't you kind of wishyou'd had one
back when Leslie betrayed youand nearly beat you to death?
Oh. I guess it would have beena decent answer then.
You see, I've gotexpensive tastes, Jimmy.
I like good food,organic pressed juices,
and I've got a thingfor high-class prostitutes.
Have you been introducedto my current girlfriend?
My name is Classiwith an "I,"
and a little dickhanging off the "C"
that bends aroundand [bleep] the "L"
out of the"A"-"S"-"S."
Nice to meet you,Classi.
All I had to dowas work for the ads,
and I goteverything I wanted --
My own loft with all ofShiTpaTown right at my doorstep.
All it took was some PC, and thewhole thing was set in motion.
So, now ads are using PCfor their own gains?
That's a new low.
What is PC but a verbal formof gentrification?
Spruce everything up,get rid of all the ugliness
in order to createa false sense of paradise.
Only one thing can actually livein that world -- ads.
I know I've set it before,but man, do I hate ads.
A False Sense of Paradise
Nathan explains how he got everything he ever wanted, including his new girlfriend Classi.