I can't even thinkwith the Chinese government
censoringeverything I write.
So there's not gonna bea biopic movie for us?
It's so wrong,you know?
I mean, we live in a timewhere the only movies
that us American kids go see
are ones that areapproved by China.
Yeah, it's like Chinais the new MPAA.
Stinks to say goodbye to allthat biopic money and glory.
We just got to face it.
A death metal band is nevergonna make real money anymore.
The only band that would getapproved by China
would beall vanilla and cheesy.
I'm going to have to live onthat fucking farm forever.
Kyle!
Dude, you're back!
Yeah, the migrant detention campwas cool
but it kind of rubbed Kylethe wrong way.
Anything happenwhile we were gone?
Not really, we just almost had abiopic made for our band but --
Wait a minute...Wait. Vanilla and cheesy.
I've got it!I've got it!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
♪♪
♪ Bang, bang
♪ Bang, bang
♪ Fingerbang, bang
♪ Bang, bang, bang
♪ I'm gonna fingerbang bang youinto my life ♪
♪ Girl, you like to fingerbangand it's alright ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the king offingerbang, let's not fight ♪
Cut. Cut!Cut!
This is all wrong!
No, it's good, kids.They're loving it.
Yeah, but I can't sell my soullike this.
I want to get away from thatfarm. more than anything.
But it's not worth living ina world where China
controls my country's art.
[ Speaks Mandarin ]
I don't carehow many people you have.
I've got something in methat just won't
let me be a partof all this.
Yeah. Whatever it is,I've got it too!
All: Yeah!
I want to be proudof who we are, guys.
And anybody who wouldbetray their ideals
just to make money in Chinaisn't worth a lick of spit.
The Return of Fingerbang
Band in China s23e02
Kyle returns to South Park and gives Stan a great idea, but the boys realize they can't betray their ideals.

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