Sharon!Sharon, you have to come quick!
What is it?There's another shooting
happening at the schoolright now!
It just started.
Maybe we can make it in time!-Oh, my God!
[ Tires screech ]
Come on!We have to hurry!
No, Sharon,you go ahead first!
Why?You just --You should go!
[ Andy Williams'"Love Story" plays ]
What the fuckis going on?
♪ Where do I begin
♪ To tell the storyof how great a love can be? ♪
♪ The sweet love storythat is older than the sea ♪
[ Toilet flushes ]
[ Water running ]Oh, hey, man.
[ Lock clicks ]
The big math quizis about to start.
You gonna let me cheatoff you?
You saw "Black Panther" withoutyour parents' permission.
I typed up all my findings,Token.
I made 10 copiesand put them in envelopes.
If I don't pass this math quiz,the envelopes are all set
to be sent to 10 differentnews organizations.
You did all of that instead ofactually studying for the test?
So, what's it gonna be,Token?
You can be madI didn't like "Black Panther,"
but you can't take it outon me anymore.
I didn't see"Black Panther."
Then I guess your parents won'tbe mad when they read my report.
Cartman:In poker, they call it a bluff.
I know that right now,Token's shitting his pants.
All I need to do nowis wait for the poop to stink.
[ "Love Story" plays ]
♪ She fills my heartwith very special things ♪
♪ With angel songs,with wild imaginings ♪
Token, we are runningout of time.
If you don't let mecheat off of you,
I'm going to tell your parentsthat you saw "Black Panther"
in the theaterwithout them.
I didn't see "Black Panther"in the theater!
Of course you did,Token!
That's why me ripping on itpissed you off so much!
I swearon my mother's life.
I don't care what you saidabout "Black Panther."
But, Token,I don't understand!
If you didn't see itand you really don't care
that I rippedon "Black Panther,"
then why won't youlet me cheat --
Oh, my God.
You don't care what I saidbecause you did see it...
and you...didn't like it either.
[ Gasps ]
That's what thisis all about, isn't it?
You hate yourself for seeingthrough the mirage like I did,
And that's why you wouldn'tlet me cheat off you!
Well, I didn't write"Black Panther," Token!
It isn't my faultit sucked!
Why go after me?
But now, it's over.
They're not gonna knowyou didn't like "Black Panther,"
so long as you never make mefail another math test.
Well, we're probably bothgonna fail now
because fourth periodalready started.
We have to take that test,Token!
Come on! We can still getto class on time!
[ Gunshots ]
Oh, great.Come on! We can do this!
[ Gunfire, people screaming ]
Billy!Give me your lunchbox!
[ Bullets ricocheting ]
It's the entire glee clubthis time!
Butters,I have to get to class!
The math quizis starting!
Oh, crap!The math quiz?
It's alreadyfourth period?
I can't flunkthis math quiz, Butters!
Cover me!Well, okay!
[ Gunfire ]
[ Music continues ]
♪ How long does it last?
♪ Can love be measuredby the hours in a day? ♪
[ Glass shatters ][ Slow-mo scream ]
We need to talk.
There's been too muchpain and suffering,
and it has to stop.
I know, sweetheart.I know.
What I'm tryingto say is...
I've beenvery emotional lately,
and maybe --
maybe I do overreactsometimes.
Maybe I need to realizethat my emotions can be hormonal
and not justtake things out on you.
[ Voice breaking ]Thank you, Sharon.
I don't know what it's liketo have periods,
but I'll try to be moreunderstanding from now on.
[ Cellphone rings ]
Sorry. Sorry.One second.
[ Keypad beeps ]Hello?
Oh, my God.Yes. Yes. Yes.
[ Keypad beeps ]
What is it?
There's been anotherschool shooting.
Stan's been shot.
Should we get down there?
[ Sighs ]
It's notthe end of the world.
[ Laughing ]I love you, Sharon.
You did everything you could,Mr. Marsh.
If your wife can't realizethe truth and appreciate you,
maybe she never will.
What have you beentelling everybody, Randy?
Randy was just tryingto make you feel loved
while you're going throughmenopause.
I'm not going throughfucking menopause!
How do you know?
I just got my periodthis morning!
You --You got your period?
You just got your periodthis morning.
So, the past few days,maybe you have been
just a little --Sharon: No!
Don't you guys seewhat's happened here?!
I want you to be angry!
Every day, we hearabout another school shooting!
It used to be a big deal!
I want itto be a big deal again.
I mean, Harriet,you came to my house
and said there wasa school shooting
to trick meinto going with you!
I was just trying to be a partof the big surprise, Sharon.
That's what I'm talking about!
That's crazy, Harriet!
I want you all to be shocked!
I want you all to be sad!
You want everyone to be sad?
Sharon, if you wanted to makeme sad, congratulations.
[ Voice breaking ]You did a great job.
Yeah, let's go somewherewithout so much negativity.
Aw, guys,she didn't mean it.
She just --Give her a --
[ Sighs ]
I'm sure you all heard
there was yet anotherschool shooting today.
We have to figure out whatwe're going to do as parents
because this whole thingis out of control.
[ Sighs ]We have to ask ourselves
why this is happeningand do something now!
Well, you know, Sharon,
I think it isa complex issue, you know.
It's -- It's not reallyas simple as just --
What I'm saying is that --that with issues like this,
sometimes you haveto be kind of...crazy?
What are youtalking about?!
Do you understand that ourchildren are being murdered?
How much closer to homecan this all hit?
It was at ourchildren's school!
Crazy time.Crazy red time.
I agree with my wife.
Well, there certainly arethings that need changing.
Just yesterday, I wasat the park with my son Craig,
and have you seen the stateof the playground equipment?
Not only does it seem unsafe,
but it's become quitean eyesore.
The whole park could usean upgrade, if you ask me.
It's become a camp-outfor the homeless.
Are you fucking joking?!
You're gonna take one second
to compare child murderto park upgrades?!
What is wrongwith everybody?!
You've all gone crazy!
Anybody need a drink?
[ Blows nose ]
It just gets so hard,you know?
Everything's going fine,
and then at a certain timeof the month,
I have to start walkingon eggshells.
It's all right,Randy.
It's just -- It's just once,
I'd like her to acknowledge it,you know?
Just once say,"You know, maybe I was
overreacting a little bit'cause of my hormones."
Randy, they just announcedon the news
there's been another schoolshooting in Jefferson County!
What is coolabout that?!
N-Nothing.I love you, sweetheart.
God![ Sighs ]
I don't know.
I don't know how muchmore of this I can take.
It's like I turn on the TV
and dread they'll say somethingabout a school shooting
because it's gonna setmy wife off.
Well, Randy,have you stopped to think
that maybe this problemis bigger than Sharon's period?
[ Sniffles ]What -- What do you mean?
I mean that maybe what'sgoing on really is a big deal.
What if this is actually...
I don't even knowwhat that is.
I want you allto take a close look
at your math exams,children.
Some of you did very well,but many of you did not.
The addition of fractionsis very simple.
Let's run through it again.
How do we solve this first one?
[ Gunshots ]
[ People screaming ]
Add togetherthe 3 and the 3!
Good, Butters.We add the 3's together.
And what about the 4's?Token?
They're the denominators,so they stay a 4.
Wait, wait!Token got an "A"?
But I cheated off of Token!
[ Siren wails ]I-I can't hear you, Eric.
I said something's wrong!
I got an "F,"but I cheated off Token!
Active shooter!Active shooter!
Man on radio:All units, report in.
And now we divide,right?
Craig, how about you?What are we dividing?
[ Tactical guys shoutingin background ]Divide 4 by 6?
The 4 by 6...
Unit fivein southwest classroom!
...or the 6 by the 4?
The 6 by the 4.
Southwest classroom clear!
Man on radio: Copy.Southwest classroom clear.
Now, we're gonna re-takethe exam on Friday.
[ Kids groan ]
Shooter's in the hallway!All units, report!
[ Gunfire ]Now, I'm giving youan opportunity to do better.
I hope you take advantageof it.
Put down the gun, son.You can see where Tokenerased his answers
and wrote in the right ones!You don't want to do this!
He did it to meon purpose!
[ Gunshot ]Eric, that's enough.
Man on radio: Shooter is down.Shooter is down.
Now, let's move onto the next equation.
[ Helicopter blades whirring,siren chirps ]
[ School bell rings ]
[ Kids cheering ]
That is such bullshit,you guys!
Token knew I was cheatingoff of him,
so he deliberately put downthe wrong answers!
Why would he do that?
I flunked that test,too.
I don't understand fractions.They don't make any sense.
That's not the point,you guys.
Why is Tokenout to get me?
There's somethinggoing on here.
Another school shooting today
has left studentsin shock and disbelief.
Yeah, Token's probablysick of you
cheating off of himall the time.
But why now?That's the question, Kyle.
I always cheat off Token.
Why did he choose nowto hurt me?
Stanley,oh, my God!
Baby!Oh, you're okay!
Uh, hey, Mom.
It's all right,Stanley.
We're gonna go home and talkabout this with your dad.
And we will get through thisas a family.
Come on.Get in the car.
Dude, what's upStan's mom's ass?
Do you wantto tell your father
about what happenedat school today?
I flunked my math quiz.
No!The other thing!
What other thing?
What happenedat school today?
Oh, the schoolshooting?
Yes!The school shooting!
Oh, yeah.Some kid shot up the school.
Who shot up the schoo--Was it you?
Did you get shot?
Well, what's thisabout failing a math quiz?
Are you serious?!
Did you not hearwhat your child said?!
Kids died at his school!
I'm sorry, Sharon.I --
Why are you all actinglike this is normal?
What is wrongwith you people?
What's up mom's ass?
Hey, Sharon.You doing okay?
No, I'm not okay!
Children were shot!
They were killedat a school
where they were supposedto be safe!
Uh-huh, and...what else is going on?
Why does there needto be anything else?!
Are you kidding me?!I'm sorry.I'm sorry, Sharon.
Why isn't anyone elseemotional?!
when was your last...
I mean,you know how sometimes
Things can seemlike a little bigger deal
'cause, you know,your...down there?
Don't you dare suggestthat I'm only emotional
because it's --I'm -- I'm just -- I'm just
Pointing outthat it is around that time.
Get out, Randy!I'm not overreacting!
Okay. Okay. Love you, honey.I'll leave you alone.
[ Sighs ]
Whelp, another three daysof this, probably.
You know, my other favorite partwas when Black Panther
had those dreamsabout his dead father.
I mean the dad,the tribal leader,
speaking to the new kingabout being a good leader.
I've never seen a moviedo that before,
except for "Lion King"of course,
but "Black Panther"was so original.
We enjoyed it, yes.
So, uh, what was Token's
favorite partof "Black Panther"?
You must have all had somedeep family talks about it.
What does Token say about it
on "Black Panther"family discussion night?
-Get out of my house.-Token.
Come on.Get out.
You know, we were just talkingabout how your family
did see "Black Panther."
Oh, no,not the family.
Token's mom and Isaw it on date night.
We're gonna watch it againwith Token, though.
We don't let him watch it alonebecause it's PG-13.
Well, I guess there'snothing more to it, then.
Nice talkingto you folks.
You know,just one last thing.
If you ever found out your sonsaw a PG-13 movie without you,
you'd probablybe pretty pissed off.
Well,Token wouldn't do that.
No. No, he'd have no reasonto falsely claim
he's the only one who hasn'tseen "Black Panther."
I'll see you at school.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
[ Metal detectors beeping ]
[ Dogs bark ]
[ Conversations continue ]
Oh!Oh, hey, Eric!
Butters, I need help.
My mom saidif I flunk another math test,
she's gonna ground mefrom playing "Fortnite."
Oh, geez.You want me to help you study?
I need to getsome dirt on Token
so he stops punishing me
for what I supposedly saidabout "Black Panther."
Well,that was a great movie!
No, it wasn't.But now, listen.
There's got to be something
Token wouldn't wantpeople to know,
something I can useas leverage.
Well, what do you wantme to do?
I got hall monitor duty.
Just ask around.
If you find any dirt on Token,give me a call.
Cartman: This world is fullof two types of people --
the ones who are honest,
and the ones who don't playby the rules.
Token's got everyone believing
he's the one African Americanin the entire country
who didn't see "Black Panther."
What else is he lying about?
Nichole,can I talk to you?
Word on the street isyou and Token are back together.
Just talking a lot and seeingif we can work things out.
Why did you break up with him?What did he do to you?
That's...reallynone of your business.
He didn't take youto see "Black Panther"with him, did he?
That must havereally stung.
I don't knowwhat you're talking about.
When you guys talk about howsweet "Black Panther" was,
what's he say?
We've never talkedabout it.Right.
You two guysjust hang out and talk,
and "Black Panther"never comes up.
Why are you covering for Token?What's he have on you?
I gotta get to class.
Cartman: $1.3 billiondomestic box office.
A milestonefor African Americans.
[ Camera shutter clicking ]And I'm supposed to believe
that Tokenand his little sex kitten
never even talked about it.
The all school testis in less than 72 hours.
Unless I find a connection,
I'll be groundedfrom "Fortnite" for weeks.
[ Mouse clicks ]
Hello, Mom and Dad.
[ Police radio chatter ]
[ Helicopter blades whirring,siren chirps ]
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Well, you see, Mr. Marsh,when the woman's ovaries
actually stop producing eggs,it's a significant change.
It's this ending
of the the menstrual cyclein a woman's life
that we callmenopause.
But if a womanisn't having periods anymore,
then why would she stilloverreact and be bitchy?
Well, actually, menopauseis one of the most
severely hormonal timesa woman ever goes through.
It's good you sought the adviceof a medical professional
because the changesin your wife's body
are going to be confusingand at times hard to cope with.
Well, wait. You're saying thiscould actually get worse?
I'm afraid so.
Ah, no.Dead ones go in the other truck.
You see, Mr. Marsh,
menopause is almost likea super period,
and it's been knownto last...
for up to two years.
Oh, my God.
You'll have 20 minutesto complete your answers.
All right.Your time starts now.
Cartman:Everybody has dirty laundry.
All it takes to find it isgetting a little dirty yourself.
The only question now is,
how many other Tokensare out there?
How many othersare afraid to say
that "Black Panther" wasn'tall that sweet
because of the damageit could do to them?
What do you mean?
I mean, in a schoolof 200 students,
there's already twowho are covering up the truth.
All Token is doing by lettingyou cheat off him
is keeping the whole thingquiet even longer.
There are others out there...
and even if it means failing,I'm their only damn hope.
when will be the timethat I get the call?
When will I answer the phoneand find out
my son, my daughterwere killed at school?
Yeah, I see.
I live in constant fearthat I won't be there
to protect my children whensomething happens to them.
Well, Sharon,have you maybe considered
that your feelingsare partly due to...
Handkerchief balls.Handkerchief out the balls.
Red handkerchief.No -- No more handkerchief.
No more -- No more red.
Old lady.-What I'm saying
is that I'm so overwhelmedthat I --
Old lady, where's my dick?Where's my dick?
What the hellare you talking about?!
I don't understand!
God damn it!
Stop acting like there'ssomething wrong with me.
Something's wrong with you,all of you!
Try havingsome goddamn compassion!
some problemshere at the school lately.
A lot of studentsare experiencing anxiety,
and Eric Cartman just wanted tobe able to voice his concerns.
Go ahead, Eric.
Token.[ Sighs ]
There are some terrible thingsthat I realize
you might have heard fromthe other kids here at school.
There are some rumors that havebeen going around about me
that -- that I thought
"Black Panther"was a terrible movie.
There's rumors that I saidit was a structural mess,
you know, that the rhinoswere really stupid.
I want to assure you
that I never saidanything like that.
I loved "Black Panther."
So if, you know, you feel likethere's a need to come after me
to get back at me,
I just need you to knowthat people are lying
because I liked "Black Panther"just as much as you did.
I am not a racist.
I actually never saw"Black Panther."
Whatchu talkin' 'bout,Willis?!
Come on, Rog!You never saw "Black Panther?"
No, I didn't see it.
But I thoughtall of you saw it.
[ Gunshots ]
I got this one.[ People screaming ]
All right, everyone,get down!
Everybody,get the fuck down!
Token, let's be honestwith each other, okay?
Why else would you manipulatemy test grades?
How exactly did Token manipulateyour grades, Eric?
[ Gunshot and screamingcontinues ]There was a test.
I should have gotan "A" on it,
but Token did thingsto make me fail,and it's not fair.
M'kay! M'kay!Who's shootin' up the school?
Is that true, Token?
Did you do somethingto make Eric fail a test?
I didn'tmake him fail, no.
You didn't make me failthe test,
and you didn't see"Black Panther." Right.
I mean -- I mean,this is ridiculous.
Over this way!Into the cafeteria!
Right over there, m'kay?No, you shot the wrong one!
Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test.