[ Sniffling ]
You probably heardthat Eric here has been
dealing withsome body shaming.
Well, Eric and Ihave been talking,
and we've decidedit's probably best for him
to get off of social media.
So, what we're looking foris a student volunteer.
Somebody who canput the things Eric wants
up on the Internet for him,
and also filter throughall the comments
and make it moreof a safe space for him.
I said you were perfectbecause you're really good
at getting all your schoolworkdone on time,
s-s-so you'd probably doa really good job.
You want me to run Cartman'sTwitter and Yelp account
and only give himthe good comments?
[ Sniffles,hyperventilating ]
Kyle, you knowwhat body shaming is, right?
How much it can hurtsomeone's life?
All you have to dois check out all the comments,
type out just the positive ones,and give that to Eric on paper.
If he doesn't likewhat people say on Twitter,
he can get off.
[ Whimpering ]
Okay, Kyle,well maybe you'd like
two weeks detentioninstead.
[ Sniffling ]
Give me --Give me detention.
You sure about that?Yeah, I'll takethe detention.
That's two weeks detentionfor you, bud.
I'll see you at 4:00.
And when we said someoneshould probably help Eric
by filtering outany negative comments,
he mentioned you by name.
Is this a joke?
I'm not a joke!
Nothing funny about this,Testaberger.
This is a big problemin our country.
I'm not doing it.
And that's two weeks detentionfor you. Congratulations.
And so any commentsthat seem inappropriate
or hurtful in any way,you need to delete
and not includein your daily report to Eric.
I wanted someone smartand hardworking!
Do I gotta?You want detention?
Well, if I get detention,I'll get grounded.
Then you start today.
Butters, it's your job tomake sure Eric has a safe space.
I'll Take the Detention
PC Principal tries to find someone to filter through Cartman's social media.