- WE FOUND HIM, SIR.
BUT STILL NO SIGNOF THE MISSING BALLOTS.
- GO ON, LEAVE US ALONE.HA, HA.
NOW, LISTEN, LITTLE BOY,THE REASON THIS COUNTRY WORKS
IS BECAUSE PEOPLEGO OUT AND VOTE.
EVERY VOTE COUNTS, AND--
- CUT THE CRAP, MOUSE.
YOU ONLY CARE ABOUTTHE ELECTION RESULTS
BECAUSE ROMNEY WOULD HAVE BEENTOUGHER ON THE CHINESE.
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL MEWHERE THE MISSING BALLOTS ARE?
IT'LL MAKE YOUR DEATHA LOT LESS PAINFUL, HA, HA.
- TRUST ME, THEY'RE SOMEWHERENOBODY WILL EVER FIND THEM.
IF YOU KILL ME, THEN OBAMAWILL STAY PRESIDENT,
AND YOU'LL LOSE STAR WARS TO THE CHINESE FOREVER.
- PRETTY NEAT, HUH?HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE ONE?
- I CAN GET THOSE AT KMART.
IF YOU WANT ME TO SWITCH SIDES,
YOU'LL HAVE TO DOBETTER THAN THAT.
- LIKE WHAT?
- I WANT A PARTIN THE NEW MOVIES.
- WELL, THEN, WHY DIDN'TYOU JUST COME TO ME
IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
IF YOU WANNA BEIN THE NEXT STAR WARS,
I'M YOUR GUY, HA HA!
- I GET TO BELUKE SKYWALKER'S SON.
AND THERE HAS TO BE A CHARACTERCALLED JEWBACCA.
- YOU CAN BE LUKE'S SON,YOU CAN BE HAN SOLO'S SON.
I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITSAND A POPSICLE.
- REALLY?
WELL, THEN I SUPPOSE THATMAKING THE VOTES PUBLIC
IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
I CAN GET THE BALLOTS FOR YOU.
BUT IF I'M GOINGTO SMUGGLE THEM HERE,
I'M GONNA NEED A BLASTERAND A TAUNTAUN.
- SURE THING!
I GOT TAUNTAUNSCOMING OUT MY ASSHOLE! HA, HA!
- HA, HA!- HA, HA!
- HA, HA!
Cut the Crap, Mouse
Wählt Obama! s16e14
Cartman and Mr. Mouse reach an agreement about the missing ballots.

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