Kelly Shmidt has just writtenher 100th fake blog post
that was shared over 1,000 timeson Facebook.
Let's hear it for Kelly!
[ Applause ]
Don't forget aboutthose Chaos incentives!
You too can benefitfrom pandemonium.
Oh, no!It's Coon and Friends!
Calm down, everyone.Stick to your work.
I will dealwith these trespassers.
We're hereto put an end to you, Chaos!
Yeah! I don't havebutt sex with antelopes,
and Token doesn't poopin girls' mouths!
It's the 21st century,gentlemen.
There's nothing illegalabout what I'm doing.
Yeah? Nothing illegal about uskicking your a-a-ass either.
Actually that is illegal.
And besides, you can't doanything to me.
[ Whistles ]
[ Whoosh! ]
Wah! So, this isthe Coon and Friends
that you havetold me about.
I warn you, my fighting styleis unsurpassed.
Who the S-S-S-Sam Hellis that?
I thinkthat's Mark Zuckerberg.
You wanna getto Butters, right?
You're gonna haveto get through me, huh!
Dude. This kidis deliberately lying about us
on your platformfor no other reason
than to cause harm.
Why are youprotecting him?
Simple.He paid me $17.23.
It's the Facebooksafeguard program.
Just $17 monthlygets you
personal protectionfrom Mark Zuckerberg.
Come on!What's your style?
Benefit From Pandemonium
While Professor Chaos congratulates his employees on their outstanding work, the Coon and Friends storm his secret hideout only to discover Chaos is being protected by Mark Zuckerberg.