As you all know, we've beenlooking for a strong woman
to take on the roll ofvice principal at this school.
We couldn't be happierwith the selection we've made,
and we're sure she'll be makingour school a better place.
So with that,let me turn over the floor
to our new vice principal --Strong Woman.
[ Applause ]
Thanks, everyone.All right. Listen up.
I fully appreciatethat some of you
might be uncomfortablewith me being here.
Earlier today, I noticed thatsome faculty
weren't sure whether to call meMiss Woman or just Strong.
If I were a man,you'd probably address me
as Vice Principal Woman,
so why would it should it beany different, huh?
So I've been getting to knowsome of the students here,
and I'm definitely hearing
a lot of frustrationand confusion
over issues that all the schoolsare facing right now.
I also spent some timeobserving in the cafeteria
and was pretty shocked by theabusive and intolerant language.
[ Hootie and the Blowfish's"Hold My Hand" plays ]
Not sure if any of youhave noticed,
♪ With a little love but a lot of the girlsare eating their lunches
♪ And some tenderness out on the playgroundto avoid being around
the toxic environmentthat's been created.
♪ We'll walk upon the water It's my intention to makethe cafeteria...
♪ We'll rise above the mess
♪ With a little peace P.E. class is anotherhuge problem at this school.
♪ And some harmony The girls' gym outfits...
♪ We'll takethe world together ♪...seem not to have beenupdated since the '60s.
We have a lot of work to dohere, I intend to do it quickly.
Excuse me.I-I'm sorry,
but, uh, is anyone elsehearing Hootie and the Blowfish
like very, very softly?
♪ 'Cause I wanna run with you
Yeah, yeah.I hear it.
It's - It's comingfrom over here somewhere.
Excuse me, everyone.I, um -- I need to getto the restroom.
Sorry.I'll be right back.
[ Children shouting, laughing ]
With A Little Love
Vice Principal Strong Woman addresses the faculty of South Park Elementary, but PC Principal has something else on his mind.