But holidays are also meantto be a time to reflect.
Today, I'm happy to announce
that the school calendarcommittee
is reinstating the day off.
[ Cheers and applause ]
But insteadof glorifying anyone,
let us make it a holiday
about the negative feelingsthat we all sometimes feel,
say what we're really thinkingso we can move on.
And so, the second Mondayof October
will still be a holiday.
But instead of Columbus Day,
it will befor ripping on each other
and tearing each other down,
and we will call itIndigenous Peoples Day.
For, perhaps, if we all do itat the same time,
we won't be so indigenousthe rest of the year.
And since this is the secondMonday of October,
let's all embracethe new meaning of the holiday
starting right now.
Do you even know
what indigenous means,you frickin' idiot?
That's the spirit, Dave!Come on!
Everybody, let's just allbe totally indigenous!
Who the hell let this guytalk to the school counsel?
Good one, Kurt.Your wife's a whore.
Come on, everyone!
Indigenous Peoples Day!Let's go for it!
Woman: Shut up,and get off the podium!
Okay.I will in a second, fatso.
All right.Who else?
Come on!Get it out of your system!
Happy Indigenous Peoples Day,everyone.
Suck my asshole.
What is a Holiday?
Randy convinces the school board to keep the school holiday, but with a new name.