Okay, guys, it's November,
and who can tell mewhat that means?!
It's time forthe Special Ed Science Fair!
That's right! The Science Fairis this weekend,
and I know you are all very excited to show
the projectsyou've been working on!
This week, we'll be hearing
all about your projects,
and first up we have
Nathan and Mimallah.
[ Scattered applause ]
For our science fair project,
we will be showingthe destructive force
of nature by simulatinga volcano!
With vinegar and baking soda,
we will make thispapier-mâché volcano explode!
-Aaah!-[ Gasps ]
With the power and furyof Mount Kilauea!
Our science fair projectis sure to be a blast.
Get it? A blast.
All right, what do youguys think of Nathan
and Mimallah'sproject idea?
We've done it, Mimsey.
We're gonna winthe science fair for sure.
And then every chickin this school
is gonna want to havesex with us.
Oh, gee, boss, I don't knowabout sex with no chicken.
Not those chicks, numbskull.
I'm talking about bitches.
You know what girls like?They like winners.
And when we winthe science fair,
we're gonna be up to our earsin pussy.
getting worse and worse?
It's definitelynot just you.
I think everyone's is shockthat Heidi went back to Cartman.
What keeps driving herback to him?
It's so weird.
And she's so...
Mean and angry these days.
People change.They say you become
more and more likethe person you're with,
and I guess it'strue with Heidi.
Hey guys, wassup?
What are you guystalking about?
Bullcrap, you're all
talking about me again!
'Cause you'rejudgmental bitches.
[ Burps ] Eh.
Are you okay?
It's just...You look...
I look what?
You know,you just look --
What, I look fat?
Is that what you wannasay, Wendy?
[Bleep] you, bitch.
She's just concerned,Heidi.
[ Mockingly ] Meh, myeh,meh, meh, meh, Heidi.
[ Normal voice ] I'm just tryingto enjoy my lunch here.
Can I do it without you guysshitting all over me?
Test 42-A is successful!
Let's move onto the next phase.
Well, hello, gentlemen.
Oh, hey, fellas.We're doing great.
Thought we'd stop byto see how
your science fair projectwas going.
I thought we was comin'to rub their faces
in how good our sciencefair project was, boss!
Shut up, Mimsey!
So, what areyou guys working on?
Oh, it's fantastic.
This year, Tim-Tim and I
are doing our projecton water bears!
Ohh, water bears.
You hear that Mimsey?
Like there's any such thingas water bears.
That blue Science Fair Ribbonis as good as ours.
Well, we gotta get back toour lava volcano.
Good luck finding your[ chuckles ] water bears.
Oh, would you liketo see them?
Wha? What are youtalking about?
Timmy and I have gatheredthousands of water bears.
Take a look intothe microscope.
Water bears are water-dwelling,eight legged micro-animals.
Timmy: Timmy!They are one of nature's
most resilient animals.
Studies have shownthey can survive lava
and even the vacuum of space.
What -- How --
where the [bleep] did youlearn about these things?
Where all good scientistslearn from -- Octonauts.
Some scientists believethe study of water bears
is key to human survival.
Aw, gee, that soundsa lot better than
a lava volcano,huh, boss?
Well not really,
because a science fairis supposed to be an experiment.
I fail to see whatthe experiment is here.
Oh, that's easy! You see,for the past several weeks,
Tim-Tim and me havebeen training the water bears
to respond to differentsound waves.
We've found that they respondbest to Taylor Swift.
Hit it, Timmy.♪ Oh, look what youmade me do ♪
Take a look!
♪ Look what you made me do
♪ Look what youjust made me do ♪
♪ Look what youjust made me ♪
♪ Ooh, look what youmade me do ♪
We still have sometraining to do,
but we're excitedabout the results.
I have to admit your lavavolcano is pretty great, too!
Maybe we could tiefor first place.
You wanted to see me,Mr. Mackey?
Oh, yes, Heidi! Uh,
we just wanted to seeif you have transportation
to the Special Ed Science Fairthis weekend or if you wanted us
to set something up for you.
Uh, Saturdayis the science fair,
and you're the judgefor the competition.
Judge a special needsscience fair?!
Ugh, no, thanks.
Well, Heidi is there a problem
with you being the judgethis weekend?
Uh, yeah, it's Saturday,and I don't wanna be at skewl.
But you're always the judgeof the Special Ed Science Fair
because you'reour best science student.
So, now I'm gonna be punishedby being forced to judge
a bunchof handicapped kids?!
But -- M'kay. You seethe problem is that
you volunteered last month,Heidi.
You said you wanted to do it,M'kay.
Well, how can youexpect students to commit
to things a monthin advance?
I don't even know whatI want for dinner tonight!
Look, the kids haveworked really hard
and have done someamazing projects.
You're gonna force me tocome to skew on a Saturday?!
Heidi...[ Sighs ]
Is everything all right?
Oh, what are you gonnacall me fat now, too?
It just so happensI'm a vegan!
Which means it's difficultfor me to get enough protein
so my body doesn't burn fat,it burns muscle,
which makes it look likeI'm fat, but I'm actually
way healthier than any of you!
Heidi, you're judgingthe Special Ed Science Fair
Aw, God damn it!
[ Sneaky music plays ]
Mimsey! Come on!
Shhhhh!Shut the [bleep] up!
[ Lock thuds ]
Gee, we could get ina lot a trouble.
Y-you sure we should messwith Jimmy and Timmy's
science fair project?
Mimsey, do you knowwhat Jimmy is?
He's a cockblocker.
Arr, what's a cockblocker?
Every time I come up a wayto score with the ladies,
there's Jimmytrying to one-up me.
This science fair issupposed to finally make us
successful enoughto get chicks.
Aw, gee, I don't knowif we should use
our position of powerto exploit women.
I'm not letting those assholeswin the science fair.
That's why I say...
The only good water bearsare dead water bears.
[ Electricity crackling ]
[ Muffled banging ]
This is bullcrap!
How can they force me to bethe science fair judge?!
Now I know how it feelsto be a slave!
It's...not exactly likebeing a slave, Heidi.
Yes, it is! Am I being paidto judge the science fair?
Do I have a choice?No.
Ooh, yes, massa!
Lemme judge that science fairfor ya, sir!
God, will you stop?
Theresa, don't get all aggroon me because you're pissed off
you're familylives in a trailer.
My family doesn't livein a trailer.
We live in a tiny home!My parents downsized
to make a smaller footprinton the environment.
That's what I said -- yourfamily lives in a trailer.
There's lots of progressivepeople living in tiny homes.
There's five otherson our block!
Right.That's called a trailer park.
I don't live ina trailer park!
Just don't evenrespond to her.
Just ignore her.
I'll try, but she'ssuch a bitch.
She wasn't talkingto you, Heidi.
Oh! Looks like Isla hassomething to say, you guys!
Hold on, I'm sure this isgoing to be really profound.
Go ahead, Isla, knock us outwith your wit and satire.
This should be good,you guys! [ Laughs ]
Hey, Heidi!What's up?
Oh, hey, babe,what's going on?
What are you up to?
Nothing just talking to mygirlfriends about tiny homes.
Well, hello there,ladies.
Oh, hi, Nathan.
We just wanted toremind you that this weekend
is the Special EdScience Fair.
Yeah, that's right.
Pretty sure you'll all beimpressed with what you see.
Hope you can make it.
Did you see that,Mimsey?
The way those girlsbit their bottom lips
when I said Science Fair?
We're about to bedrowning in muff.
Nathan, Mimallah!You gotta get to Special Ed!
Special Ed classisn't for another two hours.
No, no!You gotta see this!
Jimmy and Timmy'swater bears!
-So cool!-I can't believe it.
Jimmy and Timmy,this is incredible!
You've somehow made themeven smarter!
What's going on?
The water bears we'vetrained are starting
to displaysocial advancements!
But they're supposedto be dead!
What social advancements?
They've actually evolvedto the point of doing
the hokey pokey!
The hokey pokey?
♪ You put your right foot in,you put your right foot out ♪
♪ You put your right foot in,and you shake it all about ♪
♪ You do the hokey pokeyand you turn yourself around ♪
♪ That's what it's all about
You gotta be [bleep]kidding me.
Boys, this might bethe single greatest
Special Ed Science Fairproject I've ever seen!
How would you like tobe the judge
for the Special Ed Science Fairthis weekend?
Uh, I can't.
I'm going to a birthday party.
Butters, don't be a dick!
Yeah don'tmake up excuses
because judging handicappedstudents sounds terrible.
Yeah, Butters. God!
He's not making it up.It's my birthday party.
Well, then could youinvite Heidi, please?
She needs an excusenot to have to go to
the special needsscience fair.
What's wrong with supportingthem, they're our friends?
Because nobody wantsto be trapped in a gym
with Special Ed science.
Actually, some of their projectsare pretty cool.
-Shut up, Kyle!-Shut up, Kyle!
Look, it's all justa complete waste of time!
It's not likea Special Ed Science Fair
is actually gonnacontribute to society!
[ Helicopter blades whirring ]
[ Tires screeching ]
Move! Move aside, kids!Official business!
Move it, children!
Excuse me,can I help you?
We understand that you'reabout to have a science fair
With some very interestingexperiments.
That's right. The science fair
is this Saturdayfrom 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m.
We're here to helphowever we can.
Your Special Ed department
has all our resourcesand our support.
This science fair...
just might bewhat saves us all.
What the hellis going on?!
Everywhere I turn, peopleare being given handouts
while I'm forcedto work my ass off!
It's total bullshit!
Yeah. Uh, babe I understandthat you're pissed off,
but, um, you know,it is recess.
Maybe we should relaxand have some fun.
Relax?How can I relax?!
I get straight A's!I ace every test!
And who getsall the support?
The Special Eddepartment!
[ Helicopter blades whirring ]
Good.Bring it on in.
These kids needto have access
to everythingthey need.
Wow, look at this,Tim Tim.
They've all been researchingwater bears, too!
Like you,we've come to realize
that water bears arethe the key to our future.
Are thesethe special water bears
we read abouton your school message board?
The water bearswe've been working with
appear to be evolvingsomehow.
Then they are the keyto our survival, boys.
Gentlemen, perhapsI can interest youin a lava volcano.
You won't believeyour eyes
when I addsome simple baking soda.
There's no time for that.
We need everyone workingon Jimmy and Timmy's project.
I'm gonna let you kids all inon a little secret.
We don't wantto create a panic,
but the endis very near...
and we havevery little time.
I have askedto speak today
because of the hypocrisyand bullying
that is comingfrom the administration
at this so-called skewl.
It is an outrage thatour principal and counselors
demand our participationin frivolous programs
that are outrageouslyoverfunded.
Why is it thatthe school allows funding
that only goesto special-needs students?
Are the rest of usnot special?
If we are continually askedto work for no money
and ask our parentsto pay for our programs,
then soonwe will all be poor
and forced to livein a trailer park, like Theresa.
It's not a trailer!
Theresa, get over it.
You live in a trailer park.It's not a big deal.
Oh, o-okay, honey.
You're kind of gettingoff topic, sweetie.
What did you say?!
I just -- I just want youto stay on point
so we canget this over with.
"Get this over with"?!
You're supposedto be supporting me!
I am supporting you,sweetheart.
Being supportive doesn't meanyou criticize me, asshole!
Just forget it!
My point is,if the school administration
doesn't cancelthe science fair,
I will see to itthat they are all fired
She's kind oflike Cartman
but with the abilityto follow through.
This is bullshit.
The Special Ed Science Fairis turning into a love-fest
for Jimmyand Timmy's project.
They're gonna getall the fame and glory.
Yeah, I guess we kindof shot ourselves inthe foot, huh, boss?
If it weren't for us,those water bears
wouldn't have even gottensmarter in the first place.
Hey, Mimsey.That's right.
They don't deservethe credit.
Nathan: Uh, excuse me.
If you're all tryingto figure out
why these water bearsare different,
you're talkingto the wrong guy.
Wh-What do you mean,Nathan?
Mimsey and I didsome experimenting
with the water bearson our own --
We was tryin'to kill 'em!
[ Slap! ]It was uswho made them evolve.
So we should be the onesworking for the government.
W-We aren'tthe government.
Y-You're notthe government?
But you said you were hereto help stop us
from becoming extinct.
Not you, us.
We're with...the NFL.
Our fans are leavingat an exponential rate.
We've been hitwith anthem protests,
proteststo those protests,
and, worse of all,concussions.
The more reportsthat come out,
the more people are gettingturned off by football.
We've been experimentingwith water bears
because we believethey are our last hope.
Oh, I get it!
You've been experimentingwith water bears to see how
to make humans more imperviousto concussions.
No. We've been experimentingwith water bears
to tryand make them fans.
Sportscaster #1: A beautifulnight for football
here in Los Angeles
as the Chargers take onthe Buffalo Bills.
Sportscaster #2:And a record sellout crowd
here at the stadium.
Football clearlymore popular than ever,
with a whopping 17 millionin attendance!
The NFL, of course,working really hardto reach new viewers,
and it looks likethey've found their answer
The water bears are thrilledto be here,
and, of course, love seeingthemselves on the jumbotron.
They're all readyfor some football,
and enjoyingthe fan-favorite kiss cam!
And we're ready for kickoff
as the cheers of 17 million fansrock the stadium!
[ Insects chirping ]
[ Whistle blows ]
[ Chirping continues ]
We're runningout of time.
We have to seeif these water bears
truly are different.
Insert the box!
What do you see now?
I see the box.
What-- What'sin the box?
What arethe water bears doing?
Uh, they're just walking around,and -- Oh, wait!
They appear to be interestedin the box!
These water bears are different.
All right, everyone,listen up!
Give me your attention,please.
Due to circumstancesbeyond our control,
we are cancelingthe Special Ed Science Fair.
[ Children exclaiming ]
-Oh, no! Canceling?-[ Gasps ] What?
You can't cancelthe science fair.
We're on the vergeof a breakthrough here.
It's canceled.You guys can all get this shit
out of here and leave.Thank you.
You don't understand!
The Special Ed Science Fairis our only hope!
I'm sorry, but, uh,our hands are tied...
[ Guns cock ]
I think you allfail to understand
the seriousnessof our situation --
Football is dying!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.Okay.
Close the door!Everyone back to work.
Nobody will stopthis Special Ed Science Fair!
Do what he says!
Aah! Okay!Jesus Christ!
Are you just gonna stand there?Do something!
What the helldo you want me to do?
I want youto have some balls
and act likeyou care about me!
Heidi, you need to stopbeing such a bitch!
Call mea "bitch" again.
Call mea "bitch" again.
You are...acting...like a...bad girlfriend.
That's what I thought!
Nathan:Hey, wait a minute!
The water bearshave changed again.
I think it's working.
Let me see that!
Yes!Yes, they're starting to adapt!
Son of a bitch. We just mighthave ourselves some fans.
Now, quickly, children.
We must replicate thesewater bears to create more!
If nobody else is gonnado anything, I will!
The water bears!
-Get her!-Stop her!
Man: She's over here!
[ Special Ed studentsclamoring ]
Heidi![ Breathing heavily ]
Heidi, will you pleaselisten to me?!
Get the [bleep]outta the way!
I said get outta the way,you assholes!
-Get her!-She's over here!
[ NFL people clamoring ]
[ Special Ed studentsclamoring ]
[ Panting ]
[ Gasps ]
We got the fat girl.
Front of the school.
Little girl, stop.
[ Panting ]
It doesn't have to endthis way.
Move aside!Move aside!
[ Panting ]Heidi, seriously...
you needto listen to me.
[ Panting ]I don't...have to listen...
Yes. Yes, you do.
You need to listen.
No [bleep] you.
Little girl, please.
What you have in your handis very special.
Well, I'm sick of everyonetreating me like shit.
Think about the NFL --
how much joyit brings everyone.
Don't listen to them.Give the water bears to me.
I deserve all the fameand bitches.
Heidi, you gotta stopbeing so angry.
Look, if you -- if you don'tdo it for the NFL,
what about humanity?
Those creatures are showingthe first signs of sentience.
Think about what they couldmean for science,
for medicine,making people better.
Come on, babe.
We all wantthe old Heidi back.
Screw all you guys.
[ Gulping ]
[ All shouting "No!" ]
[ Gulping stops ]
[ Belches ]
Is there somethingyou wanna talk about?
No, I was justtrying to figure out
why you decided to drink20,000 micro animals
that were showingsigns of intelligence.
Whatever. It's Saturday,and I'm not in school.
Yeah, you're -- you'renot in school.
How come we neversnuggle anymore?
We used to snuggleall the time,
and it's totallygone away.
Well, bunny, we still --Snuggle!
Yes, yes, let's -- let'ssnuggle, yes.
[ Remote clicks ]
God damn it!How come there's nothing
to watch on Saturdaybut kids' cartoons?
All right, kids! Now let's do the hokey pokey!
♪ You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out ♪
♪ You put your left foot in [ Stomach growling ]
♪ And you shake it all about Ooh.
What's going onin nya?
Whoa.What is going on in nya?
I feel somethingmoving around.
[ Farts ]Ew.
[ Farts ]Agh. Ugh.
Did you have any luck,Mr. Jones?
I'm afraid, Commissioner,that the Special Ed Science Fair
failed to producemore viable water bears.
Then the NFLtruly has no hope.
We're done for.
We were able to obtainsomething else
that just might beour future.
[ Volcano gurgles ]
Jimmy and Timmy’s experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair.